Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 13, 2020

Naah. Nightmarish misadventures is what happens to his adversaries.

Since we haven’t had any insane, beautiful queens in jungle bikinis, out to capture Tarzan for a while, maybe the next arc will be;

“Tarzan Encounters Miss Adventure”

No rest for the wicked, as they say,

And Molu thanked Rocke for the 52 life insurance policies sold to the tribe. Hey wait, he shouted as Rocke sailed away, don’t we get something?

These endings always come pretty fast. It was a good story line but it lasted a little longer than it should have. As for nightmarish adventure, does Tarzan have any other kind?

Actually, nothing happens for the next month. Tarzan hangs out at bars, picks up some work as a hunting guide, goes home to hang with Jane. Jane hurries him along due to Tarzan’s interruption of her latest affair with a local cabana boy.

I’m wondering if Tarzan is even going to see Jane again; it’s been a while.

I wonder what kind of pseudo monster the natives will be worshipping this time? We’ve had an octopus and an man-eating plant recently.

Tarzan better hope that next vine holds or he’s going to get an uncomfortable probe from that rhino horn. Talk about a nightmarish adventure.

They got all the silver, what happed to the killer octopus?

George Rockne, insurance man, absconds with the silver and lives the high life gambling and womanizing in Monaco. Tarzan does not do “out of country” justice so George is off the hook. Way to go George!

Should be “Tarzan And The Insect Men” next (if the numbers continue). Even has a pretty blonde in trouble. Out of sight, out of mind, Jane.

Why are there so many light-skinned people in Africa from before Britain, France, Dutch & Belgium settled there in the middle 1800’s? I can tell you if you like?