Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 20, 2020

ooh ooh, a princess!

Tarzan never meets ugly women.

I think I would have just watched.

“I have always relied upon the kindness of strangers”.

A lion for the killing, a great day for Tarzan.

Huntress?

Lion thinks, “Oh crap! Of all the huntresses in all of the jungle and I have to walk into a Tarzan strip.”.

Shapely and blond. She’s going to be nothing but trouble for Tarzan.

Blond: I’ll guess you expect me to go out with you now; all that toxic masculinity and such.

introducing [wait for it…] Tess Tosterone

Called it: She’s got high heels. Why doesn’t she look frightened?

Tarzan should have let that wounded lion tear her throat out! Cowardly murdering “hunter” my arse.

Aaaaaand…it’s love at first kill for the blonde.

I’ve read that there are not many blondes left. I’ve also heard that it’s expensive to leave one now.

Oh the poor lion! Tarzan, the murderer of poor creatures.

There were more lions then than today.

you saved the wrong creature Tarzan. The huntress should have been allowed to die since she knows nothing about hunting and just causes harm.