Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 12, 2020

Perhaps a burial at sea might be better?

I intend to outlive my ex so I can be a problem to her in this life and dance on her grave when she’s gone

THE reason I’m going to be cremated.

I´ve picked an active Volcano!

Geez. . .why keep getting married? Couldn’t you just have sleep-overs?!?

“But each time we talk, I get the same old thingAlways no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin’ ringMy honey my baby, don’t put my love upon no shelfShe said don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself” – Georgia Satellites

My Chief was chewing me out royally one day and paused to say “I bet when I die you’re going come and pee on my grave.” I told him that when I left the Navy I was never standing in line again.

A absolute RIOT, that Mort !!!! lol

I’m not planning to be buried. I’m planning to be stuffed and mounted.

Imagine how big The Donald’s plot will need to be someday with over the half the country partying on it.

The trick is not to tell them where you’re buried.

just be cremated and have the last laugh.

Five ex-wives? Talk about being an eternal optimist!