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Does Monsieur Jules’ surname translate into something? Je ne pale pas Français. (As for Petey’s case when it comes to a cracker, maybe those with no salt.)
True story: I once knew a guy who only liked 3 things: Long John Silver’s corn on the cob, McDonald’s French fries (but no end pieces!) and steak from a certain steak house chain. His only drink was Dr. Pepper!
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
Does Monsieur Jules’ surname translate into something? Je ne pale pas Français. (As for Petey’s case when it comes to a cracker, maybe those with no salt.)
sirbadger about 5 years ago
He can regain the top spot by not eating anything at all, but then he’ll still fall out of the top spot for morbid reasons.
WaitingMan about 5 years ago
It’s a conspiracy. Monsieur Nonlegastreaux’s great-granddaughter was paid off by Petey to sabotage the great man.
Auntie Socialist about 5 years ago
Wouldn’t that simply result in the first runner up pickiest eater moving in to first place and becoming the one to beat?
uniquename about 5 years ago
And make sure it’s a Saltine or water cracker! Some of those crackers can be pretty complicated.
WCraft about 5 years ago
True story: I once knew a guy who only liked 3 things: Long John Silver’s corn on the cob, McDonald’s French fries (but no end pieces!) and steak from a certain steak house chain. His only drink was Dr. Pepper!
parkerinthehouse about 5 years ago
so does the old man have a man bun or what?
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Hey, Alice? YIPPIE!
Go for it, Petey, My Hero! We’re No. 1! We’re No. 1!…
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
WORDS TO LIVE BY. If you hear someone say “Yippie,” slap them immediately and forcefully. It’s for their own good.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 5 years ago
I love how we occasionally get adult snark from Alice. (Of course, if my kids had of done it…)