Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 15, 2020

I can see this will be a weird yet boring arc.

Because he’s a nut.

The anticipation is killing me.

He wanted to make chunky peanut butter

Because he’s nutty

Because he needed to get back down in a Jif-fy.

Because it would have been foolish if it didn’t use a parachute.

I wonder if Adam will turn out to be funnier than Rob Harrell, who’s pretty dam funny.

Maybe if he made a series of jokes about life at a circus….

Because Notre Dame is still closed for repairs

Actually, a peanut is NOT a nut, it is a legume

Nothing to do with peanuts, but did you hear about the parachutes designed for Lawyers? Guaranteed to open on impact.

It’s been said before and bears repeating: This man should be in a straitjacket.

I think Mr. X is Clayton.

Okay. Now I have that feeling I get when I hear ‘Shave and a Haircut’ but no ‘two bits’. arghhh!

What makes her think it’s a “he”?

To get to the other side.

I don’t think that’s the kind of material the client is looking for. In fact I happen to know he’s not fond of Dad jokes.

Because behind him was a Peanut Butter…

So the plan works!! Rob couldn’t think of a punchline so he set it up for all of us to come up with it! lol

To be classically trained, there’s Dad U.

Because he knew it would be one “shell” of a ride!

Two nuts were walking through Central Park. One was a salted.

because he wanted to be Peter Pan.

wanted to get out of his shell