Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 22, 2020

Sorry, Hobbes, Mom doesn’t want you getting soft.

Tell Calvin that chocolate is deadly to cats, and their taste receptors can’t even detect sweet tastes due to them being carnivores.

Just when Hobbes finally saved room for dessert.

Mom made something Calvin likes? wow, red letter day!

I think Mom should give Calvin the unpleasant facts of life about Hobbes.

Hobbs could tell her himself, but the cat’s got his tongue.

Not supposed to rub it on your fur Hobbes.

Sorry Hobbes, you can’t always get what you want also applies to tigers.

Could you stir in a raw egg for his coat?

It’s egg yolks that make your coat lustrous. I fry sunny side up eggs and scoop out the cholesterol for my cats. My tabby’s fur gleams so that even the black parts are dazzling in sunlight

Mom should had told Calvin that chocolate is not good for Hobbes, would hurt him.

What about those of us who want to be fat and happy?

That reminds me — I think I’ll make chocolate pudding to go with lunch today!

Every body should have a tiger as smart as Hobbes.

We had a ferret who was as attached to his toy ferret (which was larger than he was) as Calvin is to Hobbes, and when he had had his share of treats Spot would drag his toy over to where the treats were and repeatedly point to the treats and bump his toy till his toy got a treat. Somehow the toy never ate the treats, though…