Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 21, 2020

For a promotion?

“It has nothing to do with you. Just your job has been eliminated.”

Read; We found someone cheaper in Outsourcestan.

… because Catbert was busy?

I can explain that last report……er….or not!

Because my work is so hot?

That fire ant needs some “guidance” from OSHA………..that file cabinet drawer shouldn’t have been left open.

Maybe he can get a job with the carpenter ant union.

Too bad it wasn’t “Bring your pet aardvark to work Day”

Must be Friday afternoon.

“I dunno, that question’s been bugging me since I saw this meeting was scheduled”

But, they fired me! They can’t fire me, can they? I should have used Raid when I had a chance.