Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 25, 2020

Peggy got a constellation. What’ve you got hornhead?

And this is what caused all the trouble that led to the terribly violent flying horse vs unicorn wars which led to the extinction of both these species.

I’d take winged over horny any day!

…I heard you never soared to great heights like Pegasus… what’s the matter…someone clip your wings?

I wish I could fly too, but wonder how that would work out with my fear of heights

He’s just miffed because nobody will play leap frog with him since the incident.

Wait until you have a five year old explain to you that a unicorn is just a horny horse— and she is serious.

Pegasus flew over the rainbow to find the pot of gold.