Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 24, 2020

Oh…you won’t have to worry about that much longer.

Watch the GFI kick in just before expiration…..

We’ll put a nice thick diaper on you that will act as a cushion. When the juice hits you, you’ll be voiding everything, so that will help us with cleanup, too.

He can have a pillow but they will have to charge him for it…

He should ask for a pain reliever to take care of his oncoming headache too.

…the last meal…..anything you want…..Oy

Execution is one thing, but that hard wooden chair is cruel and unusual punishment

With my sciatica, I wouldn’t last half an hour just sitting in a chair like that

….New rope………..

I have a contact that will alleviate your current discomfort.

That’s not his current issue…

My Last Meal is the second song on this set:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MqL7EnZafo&list=OLAK5uy_kddetjF1IFJVVxnEA3w_7vI5ZbhEs2W3M&index=2&ab_channel=TomBallAndKennySultan-Topic

Blame it on a simple switch of fate.

Don’t worry. Soon you won’t feel a thing.