Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 26, 2021

Another victim of cancel vulture?

He used 2 work 4 Toys “R” Us.

He’s not usually in a gud mud – sometimes rud – when he doesn’t have fud.

I want something to eat

Why do people keep giving me scraps of green paper and metal discs?

Does your name happen to be Elmer?

And what’s with the bones? Did someone leave them, or has he already eaten the meat from them?

Those are crossbones. Poison.

There’s a sad face in the tissue beside him.