Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 24, 2021

You should hear her sing when I push this button.

And watch her tail fin move to the music!!!

Is that what they mean by trophy wife?

She looks board.

I don’t know. She seems a little stiff to me.

♬ Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia’s busy

Too busy to come to the phone

Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia’s trying

To start a new life of her own ♪♩

– Shel Silverstein

(Performed by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show)

OY! I’m not getting HOOKED up with this guy….as far as I’m concerned, we are FIN-ished

I always say I have a Trophy Wife, but she looks better on a pedestal

She should see a dentist, that’s a pretty severe case of plaque.

He does the best fish! :)

Just another gold(digger)fish.

Does she like being mounted like that?

And, Sylvia gets the plaque for longest eyelashes.

She looks like a rainbow trout. He sounds like a big mouth bass.