Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 28, 2021

Nothing works quite like a well balanced figure 4 trap with a hair trigger.

Ah, the invention of the booby trap.

My security system is a cave bear

Very secure, I can’t get in myself

….@ rock-bottom prices, no less…

There are a couple of faces in the stalagmites (or is that stalactites?)

Looks like the one you already have works just fine.