Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 26, 2021

You must have misunderstood. I wanted a kaleidoscope repairman.

If he does poor work, do you report him to his micro manager?

Wa wen wong

I need to wrap this up and get back to the little woman.

Deleted scene from “Fantastic Voyage”?

nope. but we ARE looking for a miniature golf club repairman

My, what big shoes you have!

And there’s a clown face drawn in the side of his shoe. (you might have to enlarge it)

Who do they get to repair the telescope?

His right arm is in just the right position making it look like …

… his arm (or at least an arm) is coming out of his mouth.

Microscope repairman, not microscopic repairman.

What about that chemical spill? Is that oobleck?