Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 04, 2021

Jimson weed

Dude, that weird stuff keeps you up all night! So if you want to fall asleep don’t count (on) him

Too much weed is when you start to hear bagpipes.

His “coat” has turned colors. Does that make him a “turncoat”?

Weed never gave me hallucinations, but I never ate much of it

At least he won’t be Crap if he’s Scottish.

He should be quite valuable come shearing time. All that colored wool!

Willie was caught selling the weed and plaid guilty.

Or wanting to eat that terrible Scottish food.

That was the mushrooms.

A politicians favorite color is plaid