Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 09, 2023

This cow did not jump over the moon; he flew into it !

That cat has been fiddling around again and diddled the cows jump

Boy he buried himself deep. Maybe the moon is made out of cheese.

Face Plant!!!

We never talk about the silver medallist.

The moon is moving away from earth 3.8 centimeters a year

This is why

Should have waited till it was milked before making the jump. Extra weight did it in.

The cow jumped into the moon and the little dog still laughed … and laughed … and laughed … and, in fact, is still laughing now.

Wow! So the craters on the moon are created by cows failing to jump over the moon. Science rules

It’s much easier if you jump during a crescent moon.

This is an udder disaster‼️☺️

The cow may not have made it, but you have to admire the heifert.

Cow in the moon.

The cow didn’t make it because that’s not the moon. It is too small. It is an asteroid that intercepted its jump!