Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 23, 2023

Is her family name by any chance Bligh?

She still needs a drummer.

Whip crack…butt crack, they have so much in common!

To put the romance back in, replace the dress with a leather bustier.

And how did your first date turn out?

I can’t help butt crack up at this.

She’s not getting the strokes she wants from him.

They do not seem to be speaking each other’s love language.

Faces in her hair.

You need to rock the boat just as hard as you can and then row back to shore. Hope she makes it.

Butt you crack the whip well, dear.

Pretty swans. :)

Little butt crack’s a nice touch!

Her way of testing whether she and her dates are truly compatible? Guessing he flunked the test.