Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for May 14, 2024

She should’ve also mentioned the giant dripping nose above his cave as a big turn off.

What (is) wheel?

“Phil” Flintstone is Fred Flintstone’s Grandpa. No patent on his “wheel” and lost a fortune.

She needs to Phil a void.

Females, since the beginning of time, have always sought the Bigger, Better, Deal

Some possible face-saving responses from our sad friend Klak:

“Phil? What kind of a wimpy name is that? KLAK is a real man’s name!”

“Wheels? Big deal! Where’s he going to take you? And just wait until he wears out his feet!”

“Cro-Magnon? What’s a Cro-Magnon got that I haven’t got? Never mind, don’t answer that!”

I hope Phil has invented the bra. :)

And that face on the wall is ugly, too

He’s known as Cro-Magnon, P.I.