Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 07, 2024

Does he qualify for severance pay?

I’d opt for super glue or a shovel. Ole Doctor failed as a surgeon due to the deep gouging he left on operating table and now he’s working for his Doctor Uncle Frank N. Steen. Nurse eyes says she ain’t seen this before.

My prognosis is that this operation is headed for a bad outcome.

It already has had a bad off-come.

The surgeon should have been more specific and asked for Duck Tape brand duct tape – since he’s obviously a Quack.

I can see why the face on his blanket is frowning. :)

I hope she keeps her cool, says, “Yes, Doctor,” backs away slowly and then calls the cops. Otherwise her head is going to be the next one on the chopping block.