Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for February 12, 2020

  1. Idano
    Ida No  almost 5 years ago

    Principle: “And, Maxine, you cost me $20 on that bet between you and screwball over there. No, screwball, those are button batteries. Take a handful and knock yourself out.”

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    kaffekup   almost 5 years ago

    Facing her in a game of dodgeball, I would instantly forfeit.

    Why would any civilized nation allow dodgeball in schools, anyway?

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  3. Michaelparksjimbronson
    well-i-never  almost 5 years ago

    Being there. Not a major contribution, so best to keep a low profile.

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  4. Goat
    Goat  almost 5 years ago

    But Miles didn’t do anything besides being there during the brawl.

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    Jethro Flatline  almost 5 years ago

    Mage, Cleric, Fighter aaaaand Bard

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    jadoo823  almost 5 years ago

    …it’s marbles. The principal’s marbles. He lost them, but managed to gather them up and put them in a safe jar. He will have them re-implanted after he retires…

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If he offers you any, they’re marbles.

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  8. Michaelparksjimbronson
    well-i-never  almost 5 years ago

    Huh. Still waiting.

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    ItIsLunchtime  about 4 years ago

    Poor Kevin.

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    ɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʀɪɢʜᴛ (ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ)  over 3 years ago

    Miles, you’ve been on the honor role since you got here.

    Roll, not role.

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