Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for January 23, 2020

In football terminology, I thought my first wife was a tight end, but she turned out to be a wide receiver.

On her way to a Mercedes

Ford/Chevy would never work out anyway.

Yeah, well Chevys are crap.

But it was used.

Then he became an Oldsmobile.

Justin Beemer?

Just remember, the only difference between a Beemer driver and a porcupine is that on the porcupine the pricks are on the outside.