And this morning as I was buttering pumpernickel toast, I swept the first piece onto the kitchen floor with the spreader, and it landed (drumroll…) butter side down.
I picked up a kettle of boiling water and the silicone handle cover slipped and the kettle fell from my hand. Somehow I managed to grab it with the other hand, put it back on the burner, spilling very little of it and only mildly heated up my fingers (not even 1st degree burn). I still marvel at it. I wish I had a camera to catch it all. I’d like to know how I did it.
rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago
Okay, who left the carrot on the floor?
destry1970 over 4 years ago
Ok I’ll put a fiver on the elbow, any takers?
Nuclear Nemesis over 4 years ago
Did he trip over that chair or did he somehow manage to tip it over?
garcoa over 4 years ago
You gotta have priorities
scottartist creator over 4 years ago
And this morning as I was buttering pumpernickel toast, I swept the first piece onto the kitchen floor with the spreader, and it landed (drumroll…) butter side down.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! over 4 years ago
The disturbance in the Force would have been felt ALL OVER, if he has spilt the coffee.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 4 years ago
Wife did hop-skip and a jump down a flight of stairs. Did not spill a drop, its do-able even in real life!
Dragoncat over 4 years ago
He might as well drink it now, before anything else happens…
contralto2b over 4 years ago
I picked up a kettle of boiling water and the silicone handle cover slipped and the kettle fell from my hand. Somehow I managed to grab it with the other hand, put it back on the burner, spilling very little of it and only mildly heated up my fingers (not even 1st degree burn). I still marvel at it. I wish I had a camera to catch it all. I’d like to know how I did it.
coffeeturtle over 4 years ago
Save the Coffee, Save the World!