Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 24, 2020

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    allen@home  about 5 years ago

    You got that right sweet lips.

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    warjoski Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Of course it wasnā€™t a toy. Something that big should be called an ā€˜aideā€™

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 5 years ago

    Hereā€™s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/medium-rare-maid/

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    RAGs  about 5 years ago

    ANYTHING is a sex toy, if that is what you are into.

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    Differentname  about 5 years ago

    Not trying to be controversial, but shouldnā€™t ā€˜Medium Rare Maidā€™ be brown skinned?

    Donā€™t be a hater!

    Do you know how long it took me to cook that joke up?

    No! Put down that sexy cattle prod!!

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    meg_grif  about 5 years ago

    Does a cattle prod hurt? The answer might shock you.

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    the colonel never could figure out which end was the prodā€™s business endā€¦

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    Display  about 5 years ago

    Not Colonel Mustard, but (is he missing another ā€œtā€?) Colonel Tiger Balm. He was much kinkier.

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    nosirrom  about 5 years ago

    And Iā€™m at the top of the list.

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    J Short  about 5 years ago

    A cattle prod is not considered assault until you add the battery.

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    coltish1  about 5 years ago

    Jourdan: beautiful work today, amigo.

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    Ontman  about 5 years ago

    Your ā€˜Mediumā€™ looks suspiciously like Eve Arden and I doubt she would have ever seen a cattle prod.

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    moderateisntleft  about 5 years ago

    **But it was used as a sex toy. With disastrous results!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago

    So the Colonel learned that mustard wasnā€™t a good lubricant?

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    PoodleGroomer  about 5 years ago

    Vicar Victor Viagra thought his inclinations were hidden by his vestments.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Iā€™m shockedā€¦..a cattle prod?

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    michaeljwolff  about 5 years ago

    Ah! A crime passionnel! (Been wanting an opportunity to use that phrase for some time now.)

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    craigwestlake  about 5 years ago

    So, using her amazing powers of deduction, she gathered the group together and handed each of them a cattle prod. Suddenly turning off the lights, she waited a few moments and turned them back on ā€“ seeing the smile on Marthaā€™s face she knew she had her woman. She still didnā€™t know who the killer was, but at least she had her womanā€¦

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  about 5 years ago

    Itā€™s a start. Now eliminate all who were elsewhere and you have your culprit.

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