In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 23, 2020

When you hit bottom.

“Aim for a tree.”

Try to catch a up draft.

It’s a little late to ask now, don’t you think?

Warning: Using electronic devices while skiing can be dangerous.

Don’t worry. You’ll stop at the scene of the accident.

Throw out the anchor,pull the rip chord,learn to fly ;)

Wait for the THUD!

She’s not fallin’ for that.

Tap the “air brakes” icon on your phone.

You stop very suddenly. At the bottom.

I was going to say, just fall down, but, that part is going to happen, in a moment.

Moving or breathing?