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Well, before gravity, we had a little something called the “theory of intelligent falling”. Actually, having looked it up, that came from the days when I followed theonion regularly, an article in 2005, in which evangelical creationists who IRL were in the news were now in the theonions real as in parody news denying gravity.
Milady Meg about 5 years ago
Well, that’s wrong on So Many Levels!
cubswin2016 about 5 years ago
Don’t bother explaining things to idiots. It will just give you a headache.
derdave969 about 5 years ago
Used to work fixing bugs in software. We kept trying to make the programs idiot proof. The idiots kept proving it impossible.
MJ Premium Member about 5 years ago
Mutt loses more cigars that way……
Dean about 5 years ago
Scientists can make observations and measurements, form equations that explain how things all work, but not WHY the stuff wants to stick together.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Not a force, an acceleration, and science has no clue why.
syzygy47 about 5 years ago
Well, before gravity, we had a little something called the “theory of intelligent falling”. Actually, having looked it up, that came from the days when I followed theonion regularly, an article in 2005, in which evangelical creationists who IRL were in the news were now in the theonions real as in parody news denying gravity.
gcarlson about 5 years ago
Joke is older than I thought.
brklnbern about 5 years ago
Must be a Democrat.