Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 18, 2020

So graceful.

Thankfully he’s a little light in the trunks

Beautiful form!!

Wow! Horace you really do “rock” those Baywatch swim trunks!

Life should work like that…if only.

You can lead a horse to water but…

Anyone else think those trunks are going to come off when he straightens up for entry?

That parachute might slow you down.. but will soon become your enemy as it keeps you under the water.

Up up and Er….splash

I’ve seen that dive before. It’s called “The Rusty Jackknife”.

So most of the time he walks around nude, but when he goes to the pool he wears trunks.

The swimsuit has some features nobody mentioned.

when I was a kid swimming trunks did that when you hit the water

You can’t deny he won’t make a splash there.

I hope he has a quick release on the chute or isn’t embarrassed to strip off the suit, or he’s going to drown in a very ugly manner.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him dive like a normal person.

Hey, wait a minute… is this what they mean by “float a loan.”…?

And since he still wears those flexible metal shoes they must be very light metallic material.

Horace, didn’t yo’ mama ever tell you horses can swim?