Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 31, 2020
January 30, 2020
February 01, 2020
Transcript:
Self-motivational speaker I can give this speech. People want to hear my speech. I'll pull one word after the next, and before I know it, I'll be giving a speech.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
Delivered to an audience of one.
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
Ted, talk!
Zev over 4 years ago
Baby steps, baby steps.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
You have to talk to yourself so you can talk to others.
WoodstockJack over 4 years ago
And gosh darn it, people like me.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
BORING…..
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
And if you keep on talking to the people who don’t listen to the things that you are saying who do you think’s gonna hear?
pathfinder over 4 years ago
Talking to yourself in this day and age is frequently the only way to have an intelligent conversation.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
And when you’re President just string one lie after another!
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
But what is my motivation for giving this speech?