Close to Home by John McPherson for February 06, 2020

Gok drives a hard bargain.

Hey, Bleeb was pretty hard to find today. Hiding behind them weels checking out the hard selling salesman.

There you have it, the first wheeler dealer.

Well what goes round comes around.

It doesn’t look as though axles are available, even as a value-added option.

Don’t fall for it cave dude. The warrantee is void once you actually use the wheel. It’s a waste of clucks and a duck.

Just wait until his wife finds out what he bought!

Extended warranties covers driver error? I’d assume the wheel wouldn’t go off a cliff by itself.

How do you claim if it(and you) go off a cliff? Can I get a tame pteranodon to ride with me?

Goes to show not much has changed

Unh! Me think you just trying to up-sell me with extras! Me go other dealership! Prepare for strongly worded review on Yelp… Nyanh!

I’ve never understood extended warranties. What happened to a company standing behind the quality of their product? It seems like everyone is expecting the product to go bad.

With his feet he should have good brakes.

So your saying your wheels have a tendency to crack and fall off cliffs?