Close to Home by John McPherson for February 16, 2020

Where’s a cat when you need one? How about rubbing two together?

As Gene Wilder said in “Young Frankenstein” – “IT! COULD! WORK!!”

Sorry, Glen. All cell phones can only be recharged by coal burning electric stations. GOP says so.

Try wind power. Or solar power. Yeah, that should work…

They should invent a charging device that runs on natural gas. That way you could butt charge while you butt dial.

Quick, get a box of Rice Krispies. then separate the Snap and Pop and run your phone through the rest!

Wire together a whole sack of potatoes! HURRY!!!

Has anyone else noticed that the waiter and the male patron at the rear table appear to be one and the same or, at least, very closely related?

Good idea. I mean really. Static is just little lightning with tiny thunder.

WATT? OHM fairly certain that doesn’t work. But, I would be ecSTATIC if it did! Although, knowing that it’s not gonna work kinda HERTZ though! Aaaaaaaaaaand, I’m done!

It appears that Glenn is dining alone. I think I can safely say, that his actions explain why.