Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for February 21, 2020

He’s a retired cop named Columbo trying to close that one murder case he couldn’t solve.

Too bad that spaceship is made of plasticized ceramics!

What under Earth is he looking for?

Reminds me of Stephen King’s Tommyknockers

When a beachcomber really needs to be a beachdozer. Dig?

This is just like the episode of “Detectorists” where the drone camera pulls away to show the outline, from a distance, of a viking ship in a field as they walk right by it. Breaks your heart, it does. Breaks your heart.

I love both Spud & Amelia’s answers although traditional dentures won’t have any metal in them. All acrylic or some such material.

I see the seagull has gone from behind the fence to in front of it. It must be going to investigate. Either that or it thinks the old guy has found food.

Gasp! They make ‘quality cheeseburgers at a good price’ detectors? I want one!

I’d just like to find a good cup of coffee and a tasty cinnamon roll.

And, my sanity. It’s been missing for years.

Jimmy Hoffa

he won’t find the cheeseburger or his dentures with a metal detector……but the alien spaceship…that’s a go.

I am surprised Spud didn’t endorse of this type of adventuring!

“A quality cheeseburger at a reasonable price.” The answer to the eternal question.

Ich bin ein Geezer!

I bet he’s finding his dentures

I’m with Amelia