The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 23, 2020

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” Bernard Meltzer

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!” Doug Larson

“A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.” Len Wein

“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” Arnold H. Glasow

A true friend is your faithful Dog.

“A friend helps you move. A true friend helps you move bodies.”

For me, personally, I don’t understand the whole “friend” thing.

The Chief is really old school; wearing spats.

Those who can’t, teach!

unless you’re “needy”

Yeah, I didn’t think he was going to get much sympathy from him.

“Thanks chief for reminding me I have no friends. I feel so much better now.”

My wife says whenever she’s down in the dumps, she buys a new dress. I was wondering where she got those things.

A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed. But a friend with weed is better.

Boss – you need a swirly….

Tell the chief that his wife invited you over…when the chief is gone.

A true friend will help you fix what ever stupid thing you did, while laughing at you the whole time.

Don’t expect him to hire one. If money is required then it is not friendship, it is commerce.