Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 12, 2020

If Snoopy had wanted your opinion, Charlie Brown, he’d have given it to you!

Could Charlie Brown follow his own advise and win some baseball games?

He won’t be a puppy anymore though—not that he was this time.

Option two is a lot easier. (-:

I don’t think he wants to hear anything at this moment!

Awards are great: if your vanity needs feeding.

Now if only Chuck could use that to win games.

And Snoopy is getting it from an expert at losing.

That’s un"bleah"able coming from you, Snoopy!

The third is the drama queen method. “It’s not fair!” “Someone cheated!” “But I deserved it!” Etc.

Charlie Brown always has hope, and as Red says in “The Shawshank Redemption,” “hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things.”

This is exactly how everyone reacts when I try to give them advice.

Tantrums don’t factor in here?

Then there’s the Lucy way, which Charlie Brown failed to mention here. Place blame on others for your defeat.

This was funny! : D

That’s called sulking. But snoopy is kinda sweet in that avatar.