Petey would make a good naked mole rat. Not only are they quite picky eaters (only eating bland, raw tubers), but it’s actually impossible for them to naturally develop cancer.
If he was really infected with the Wr virus he’d be stronger than he usually is and more attractive to females and males. And he would never be sick again. And they can change whenever they want for as long as they want. Stab them in the heart, shoot them in the head they won’t stay dead. Cut off an arm or leg they will regrow it, and swiftly too. Though with the shift in biology they become allergic to silver. It can inhibit the regeneration and fire can hurt them too. (“The Howling”, “Dog Soldiers” & “The Curse”)
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
wasn’t a few days ago Alice wanted Petey to be an elephant or something else?
sirbadger over 4 years ago
With his bland diet, if he were to extrude his stomach, it would be kind of boring.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
Good threat from Petey. He knows how to speak “Alice.”
monkeysky over 4 years ago
Petey would make a good naked mole rat. Not only are they quite picky eaters (only eating bland, raw tubers), but it’s actually impossible for them to naturally develop cancer.
dwane.scoty1 over 4 years ago
You can start chewing now on an arm, mole rat!
Herb L 1954 over 4 years ago
Alice could change into a cute little bunny.Like the one in The Holy Grail,flying around chewing people’s necks ;(
BRBurns1960 over 4 years ago
Hmmm, why would anyone think teenage boys were werewolves?
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
I think extruding his stomach might actually improve his Picky Eater status… ☺
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Too bad Mr. Thompson is now drawing cartoons in Heaven. I’d have loved to see a were-sea cucumber thread!
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
I’ve always wanted to be a zombie. I think it’s the desire for brains.
drmickeyg over 4 years ago
I love how Petey’s upper teeth are showing in the last panel. (Grrrrrr!)
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
I see a bad moon a-rising. I see trouble on the way… (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
If he was really infected with the Wr virus he’d be stronger than he usually is and more attractive to females and males. And he would never be sick again. And they can change whenever they want for as long as they want. Stab them in the heart, shoot them in the head they won’t stay dead. Cut off an arm or leg they will regrow it, and swiftly too. Though with the shift in biology they become allergic to silver. It can inhibit the regeneration and fire can hurt them too. (“The Howling”, “Dog Soldiers” & “The Curse”)
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Brutal, Petey! You don’t want to mess up your Picky Eaters rating by chewing on toys!