Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 24, 2020

Ah, the priorities of a gourmand. Food that does not painfully distend the entire alimentary tract is not truly satisfying.

Never eat anything bigger than your head.

https://imgur.com/7dNRTvN

The eyes were bigger than the stomach…

Was it all bean or maybe shredded beef?

With 40 weight can of hot sauce? And the tortia was big as your underwear?

Size matters when it comes to brains, too, mister.

He’s got razor creep. Pretty bad case of it, too.

thanks for sharing

“Narrow-mindedness will only get you as far as Nowhere, and once you’re there, you’re lost forever.”

― Tahereh Mafi, Furthermore

“Nothing limits intelligence more than ignorance; nothing fosters ignorance more than one’s own opinions; nothing strengthens opinions more than refusing to look at reality.”

― Sheri S. Tepper, The Visitor

Size matters only if you make it matter…..

You eat watermelons, too, don’t you? I can hear the seeds rattling around in there. AND…I see that your barber has a great sense of humor.

There must be La Bamba Mexican Restaurants where Teresa is.

Had a great lunch yesterday …. from the menue:

Triple Bypass

pulled pork, sliced ham, smoked bacon, a fried egg & melted swiss cheese, on a hoagie roll …………………..7.95

This was the first lunch I could not finish in quite a while … probably because they put two fried eggs on it …!

Quantity is a good substitute for quality when you are hungry.

Yes Sir, but the prize foe eating a big head burrito is…….A BIG HEAD

… And slow shrinking head size burritos the rest of your lifetime in this particular life..

Burritos are hardly the gourmand’s food of choice. But if you must, do choose small burritos, and then eat as many as you please, rather than one huge burrito, fat-headed to match its consumer….

Burritos are like blunts; if you can’t roll, get a bowl..

A 5lb roast, walked into a bar……

order a porn video and wanted it male gay….

ok and a pink squirrel with 2 spoons….

asked if he could buy me a drink or even share the extra spoon in his……

I said what are you swinging big boy, that 5lb roast or what…..

he said ya, it is a 5lb chunk of love with all the possibilities….

so I finally gave him solid left jab and a mean right upper cut to his head….

then everyone said, wow make some knarly burritos out of that 5lb roast….

his head was A number 1 for burritos head size, punch line and end.

DISCLAIMER: really really no offense intended….

Now I’m no expert on burritos, but it seems if your burrito is a surveillance burrito, in order to do its job properly smaller would better.

Burrito Burritt

A bowl of Custer anyone or the gold rushing yardage.

Still here? Stale burritos? I fear a gas attack!

Ho-hum. Next!