F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 08, 2020

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    Grumpy Old Guy  almost 5 years ago

    And they never wondered why the needles never fell off…..???

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    I would suggest vacuuming a bit more often.

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    brigo8371  almost 5 years ago

    For the love of God, stop watering it!

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    DavidPlatt  almost 5 years ago

    Just wait until they realize that they asked for a Douglas Fir, and were sold a triffid instead.

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    Old Man River  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t forget to install a skylight

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    DoktorScheisskopf  almost 5 years ago

    Has anyone else heard about this trend (?) of keeping the Christmas tree around and repurposing (and presumably redecorating) it for Valentine’s Day? This must be true, because I heard about it on last week’s “Wait, wait-don’t tell me!” NPR show.Sounds like a great opportunity for Hallmark to offer all sorts of ornaments for this, too!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 5 years ago

    “Feed me, Seymour”

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    Out of the Past  almost 5 years ago

    When I was a little kid I remember a beer joint where they built the building around this big tree. It was just growing in the middle of the building. Lasted a couple years

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    wwward1948  almost 5 years ago

    Duh!

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