I always felt sorry for pizza joints that had this policy. I’m glad for their sake they did away with it. Too much pressure on the drivers who have to obey traffic laws and sometimes the free pizza came out of their pocket.
Years ago my husband & I lived across the street from a Chinese restaurant that offered delivery. They got to know us really well, and we’d all joke about how long it would take. “Can you get here in 30 minutes or less?” “Gee…I’m not sure. It’s such a long way!”
GirlGeek Premium Member over 4 years ago
I wish pizza places still had conditions like these, I would have gotten a whole lot of pizzas for free in the past few weeks.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
If they’re from Canada and ordering pizza, are they going to make it Hawaiian style? Hawaiian-style pizza was made in Canada after all.
Lucy Rudy over 4 years ago
Nothing brings on labor like bad weather and a missing spouse.
howtheduck over 4 years ago
Mario and Luigi? I think I have heard those names somewhere before in the plumbing industry.
Enter.Name.Here over 4 years ago
Why does Michael care? Mom is paying for it. He should order the best tasting.
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Save some for mom, she’s gonna need it after this night is through!
Macushlalondra over 4 years ago
I always felt sorry for pizza joints that had this policy. I’m glad for their sake they did away with it. Too much pressure on the drivers who have to obey traffic laws and sometimes the free pizza came out of their pocket.
Tantor over 4 years ago
Michael is the most evil Canadian I know
tatsu10 over 4 years ago
AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE FOR PIZZA DELIVERY.
capricorn9th over 4 years ago
I gotta re-read the upcoming birth of the third Patterson kid. I don’t remember the arc stretching out so long.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
That’s pretty smart, Michael!
Wren Fahel over 4 years ago
Years ago my husband & I lived across the street from a Chinese restaurant that offered delivery. They got to know us really well, and we’d all joke about how long it would take. “Can you get here in 30 minutes or less?” “Gee…I’m not sure. It’s such a long way!”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Never offer free anything. People will figure a way to game you. Never accept free anything. People will figure a way to game you.
micromos over 4 years ago
The perfect storm.
Allen Helt over 4 years ago
I was one of those drivers for a while.
summerdog over 4 years ago
Pizza with a side of coated ice! Gosh, should I have put a “spoiler alert” in front of that?? ROTFL!
memtnbike over 4 years ago
Mario and Luigi? Super Mario Brothers reference?
dv1093 over 4 years ago
Honestly, if the pizza guy was 5 minutes late, (especially during an ice storm) would anyone seriously NOT pay him?
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
March in Canadia.
justjam38 over 4 years ago
I loved it in New Zealand, no tipping. Tipping is horrible, a decent wage would be so much better and YES I was a server for many years
Jan C over 4 years ago
I think my criteria for ordering pizza would have been “Luigi’s tastes better.”
Mariah13 over 4 years ago
Elly should have said NO!! It is not safe to drive, which is why John did not come home!!
leopardglily about 1 year ago
Mario’s and Luigi’s? Hehehehehe