Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 13, 2020

“Friends, Romans, countrymen…”

When the Carnivore Bunny attacks!!! Coming next Easter to a theater near you.

Obviously due to his hollow belly.

Aw, just wrap it up in foil and give it a kiss. :-*

I find you deliciously irresistible

Oh stop talking. I don’t want to hear another peep out of you.

when are the babies due? they are rabbits after all…….

A adolescent obviously.. got excited prematurely.

The ears are always the first to go (around here anyway).

Something about that chocolate. Here hold my basket.

All creatures bite and beautiful.

An case of temporary insanity, or maybe just lust for chocolate. Who knows?

CANNIBAL!!!

You are what you eat. I’m mostly Cheetos and beer.

My diabetes demands only the darkest chocolate.

It’s sexy when you nibble on her ear. Not so much when you go full Mike Tyson.

Yeah, right!! You’ll have to come up with something more believable than that.

He might not be able to adjust the tv, since one of the rabbit ears is broken.

he must be filled with M&M’s