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I had a boss we swore poured whiskey on his cornflakesâŠ
We had to be careful if we ever got into a conversation with him⊠If we inhaled the whiskey fumes from his mouth⊠weâd be over the limit to drive his lorriesâŠ
Pray tell WHO made up these rules about when you can consume alcohol? Some teetotaler I imagine from a time before people truly understood the term ârightsâ.
â You know your an alcoholic if you set the alarm to wake up and take a drink at 3 amâ. The alcoholicâs response: â But, people wake up early to go fishing!â
Leojim almost 5 years ago
Shhhhhhh!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Now THAT is a Reality Check.
GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Damn your Vulcan logic!
A Common 'tator almost 5 years ago
I had a boss we swore poured whiskey on his cornflakesâŠ
We had to be careful if we ever got into a conversation with him⊠If we inhaled the whiskey fumes from his mouth⊠weâd be over the limit to drive his lorriesâŠ
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
OK. itâs not 5:00 ANYWHERE. It is 5:49 somewhere, though.
walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago
âThe beer I had for breakfast wasnât bad,So I had one more for dessert.â
William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No. On a âflat Earthâ itâs 5:00 p.m. everywhere.
TurbosDad almost 5 years ago
âI told myself that I should stop drinking, but Iâm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himselfââŠ
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
The TV just told me I should add a cold Silver Bullet to my breakfast routine.
formathe almost 5 years ago
Pray tell WHO made up these rules about when you can consume alcohol? Some teetotaler I imagine from a time before people truly understood the term ârightsâ.
jscarff57 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Itâs okay, Iâm not drivingâŠ
Alberta Oil almost 5 years ago
Itâs not the first thing if it is a continuation of last night.. strategic drinking is what is needed at this time.
Lightpainter almost 5 years ago
â You know your an alcoholic if you set the alarm to wake up and take a drink at 3 amâ. The alcoholicâs response: â But, people wake up early to go fishing!â
katzenbooks45 almost 5 years ago
You canât drink all day if you donât start early in the morning.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Just got home from golfing and frustrated that the greens are a foot deep.
Mariah13 almost 5 years ago
Or youâre a pirate.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Oh no, Ralphâs been framed.
saltylife16 almost 5 years ago
He must have had a few drinks when he propose.