Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 22, 2020

Sadistic……but true!

It looks like Ralph came along for the fun in that lady’s purse. He seems to be the Bleeb character for Reality Check.

Imagine if the doors are opened and nobody gets up to leave. Nah, that will never happen.

On the average I think from wheel on the runway to exit is 11 minutes.

If I can, I break wind to speed up the process.

Try opening it at 30,000 feet. I’ll bet they exit real quick.

To paraphrase Tattoo- “Deplane, Deplane!”

Those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end…

And people miss this? Seriously? Let the travel ban go on!

Back when people flew places.

That’s me there at the back.

One of the few times I enjoy being short.

Can you get into trouble for brandishing a pellet gun?

I’m always amused at the end of a flight by the people who instead of deplaning orderly and logically, are determined to force their way to the head of the line. It’s a mentality seen all the way back to Kindergarten where a kid can’t stand to not be first in line!

I think I’ve flown with her.

Never understood the rush to stand up and try to get your overhead bags as soon as the plane hits the gate, especially if your in the mid to back of the plane.

Looks like they hit a bit of turbulence.

At 5’1" I can stand up under the overhead bins of most planes. I can’t reach them so never put anything there. It’s one of the few times being short is an advantage.