Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for August 29, 2022

I’ll be kind, if you’ll be faithful

You be sweet and I’ll be grateful

Cover me with kisses dear

Lighten up the atmosphere

(Come to Me —Song by Goo Goo Dolls)

I will shortly be listed on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme.

Alternate joke for Americans: I’m out of your network, you can’t afford me.