F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 14, 2020

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    … on my personal helicopter heading for a long weekend on my personal yacht after winning the golf tournament at my personal country club.

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    Bryan Farht  almost 5 years ago

    Lower your expectations a little more, and you’ll have a nice good life.

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    A# 466  almost 5 years ago

    A good goal is to have enough money so that you don’t have to worry about it, but not so much that you have to worry about it.

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    zerotvus  almost 5 years ago

    money can’t buy you happiness….but it damn sure can make you smile!

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Buy a larger TV!

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    amaneaux  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t need luxury. I just want comfort without having to keep working.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, there are plenty of politicians who would love your vote – tax the rich!

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    How does Danbury minimum security prison sound?

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