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If the fun level of the presents received was equated to how well one behaved i must have been a terrible child. Socks, underwear and a book case were my presents the year I was 7.
The DARK ELVES (Dökkálfar) created Krampus to punish them by abduction, holding then eating the bad children till the LIGHT ELVES (Svartálfar) and their hybrid Santa Claus put an end to it a century ago. Now the DARK ELVES are creating something modern and worse than Krampus to take care of the bad children in a larger world.
Averagemoe about 4 years ago
Santa’s standards apparently vary from person to person.
theincrediblebulk about 4 years ago
If the fun level of the presents received was equated to how well one behaved i must have been a terrible child. Socks, underwear and a book case were my presents the year I was 7.
delennwen about 4 years ago
I can see a slightly older Calvin having this conversation. “Wicked children are NOT punished with less loot!”
Teto85 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Setting a pope on fire would be a gift to the world. Especially those who aided and abetted child abuse.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 4 years ago
The DARK ELVES (Dökkálfar) created Krampus to punish them by abduction, holding then eating the bad children till the LIGHT ELVES (Svartálfar) and their hybrid Santa Claus put an end to it a century ago. Now the DARK ELVES are creating something modern and worse than Krampus to take care of the bad children in a larger world.