Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for April 06, 2023

That’s the old standard. These days, smart people are blurry. Just ask Phoebe Howell.

Yeah, not at all evident that this comic is 15 years old.

Wear fake ones…the celebrities do that a lot.

Glasses are a [expletive] nuisance, though, if you’re an actor who does a lot of period work.

Or like Clark Kent.

Most of us wear glasses to protect our eyes and be able to see.