Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for October 16, 2023

Go ahead. Use it to blow up a corn field.

Be careful! Push the wrong button and you’re TOAST!

Okay, but why the heck does a toaster even NEED launch codes?!

I love the tail-hugging. I want a tail!

You’re never too old, as long as you can wonder about it. But the surprises tend to be less pleasant more often.