Enjoy the night again with Lycanthropia! (Side effects may include body aches, excessive body hair growth, moonlight sensitivity, increased saliva production, digitigrade locomotion, unusual food cravings, sensitivity to silver and wolfsbane, and mild stomach upset. Consult your gypsy before stopping Lycanthropia, as serious side effects may occur.)
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
What? Truth in advertising from a doctor? Of course it would be cool to turn into a werewolf, but probably won’t happen…
dflak almost 5 years ago
My wife is a nurse. She hates Web MD because people believe it over sound medical advice.
I gave her a minions cartoon. It says, “I went to Google and in three clicks I went from a mild headache to clinically dead.”
derdave969 almost 5 years ago
Clicks, Ratched, we need clicks!
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Lycanthropy
Prey almost 5 years ago
Just ask Jack.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
If it’s on the Internet it MUST be true…NOT
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Symptoms: Sudden hunger for human flesh, urge to run in the woods…
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Don’t forget cancer. Every single symptom on WebMD seems to have “cancer” listed as a possible diagnosis.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
If you are bitten by a rich werewolf, are you hair to a fortune?
webman3802 almost 5 years ago
Enjoy the night again with Lycanthropia! (Side effects may include body aches, excessive body hair growth, moonlight sensitivity, increased saliva production, digitigrade locomotion, unusual food cravings, sensitivity to silver and wolfsbane, and mild stomach upset. Consult your gypsy before stopping Lycanthropia, as serious side effects may occur.)
MoeJoe almost 5 years ago
I would be called “Doc Croc” Lol… My dry skin develops into scales like a crocodile skin if I leave it untreated!
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
No, you need to go back to being vaguer, that’s too specific.
tinstar almost 5 years ago
“Werewolf? There wolf.”