Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 14, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Hobbes saved Calvin and his folks a possible trip to the doctor.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  almost 5 years ago

    How come it didn’t bite him while he was holding it?

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    good thing Calvin wasn’t holding a cobra or a rattlesnake or even a scorpion

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I can attest to the fact that centipedes have poison pinchers. When I was little I picked one up. Never made that mistake again.

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    Rack em up; let’s play again.

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    Red33410  almost 5 years ago

    “With you, it never is too difficult.”

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    derdave969  almost 5 years ago

    I’m guessing Hobbes has just watched Dr. No.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  almost 5 years ago

    “Is it loathsome?” Did Hobbes really have to ask that one? It would seem to be a given.

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    Centipedes are carnivores, they prey on insects such as cockroaches.

    Back in the Carboniferous era, when the Earth had about 60% greater concentration of oxygen than today, centipedes grew to be about 10 feet long and feasted on cockroaches that were about a foot long and weighed a couple of pounds. I’m glad I was not alive then.

    Centipede joke: what goes 99-thump, 99-thump? A centipede with a wooden leg.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Hobbes saves the day again.

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    rentier  almost 5 years ago

    He loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah…..

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Poor centipede…!

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    Hobbes hugging Calvin is as close to sweet as this cartoon has ever gone.

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    BiggerNate91  almost 5 years ago

    Probably should have just gone with a toad.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Glad it wasn’t “one of Dad’s pill bottles”…

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Anyone ever see a movie called “The Tingler?” It was produced by William Castle, who used gimmicks for his movies. It starred Vincent Price as a scientist who discovers a parasite that grows inside a body when someone feels fear. There’s a scene where the Tingler escapes into a theater and the gimmick was, in some first-run theaters, some of the seats were wired to give a mild shock as the Tingler ran under them. We saw the Tingler itself, a hug caterpillar with mandibles that it was pinching the projectionist’s neck with. I was it when I was about six years old and it scared the bejesus out of me. Saw it again a few years ago, and saw the Tingler was just a big, not-too-convincing rubber bug.

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    sobrown51  almost 5 years ago

    What is a centipede’s favorite amusement park? Legoland.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    The correct term is “venomous” due to how the toxin is carried and ejected.

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    mgillgannon Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I believe it’s pincers, not pinchers.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    In Vietnam, we found centipedes over 3 feet long.

    In Hawaii, they range about 8 inches, but they have a nasty bite (roughly equivalent to stirring up a hive of hornets, which we also have here).

    Our centipedes also get everywhere: my son’s bed, my medicine drawer (second floor), definitely our compost, our lawn, and various places around the house.

    Welcome to Hawai`i!

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