Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 20, 2020

People who have more docile tigers.

Should have let him go, Calvin.

Let’s face it, Calvin is a closet masochist.

Originally, it wasn’t “tiger” but an assonant rhyme for it. (And not “trigger” or “jigger”…)

Methinks, Calvin, ’twas Mother Goose who wrote it.

The Tiger WILL sleep tonight…

When you have to “Stay at Home” you have as much fun as you can.

“Who writes these dumb things anyway?”

Tigers trying to lure in their prey of course.

He mentioned Moe and Moe punched in Hobbes form .

Obviously, someone who never owned a tiger!

I’m grouchy too when my nap is interrupted.

It’s, “let it go,” Calvin – “let it go!”

A merry young man from Yuma; Told an elephant joke to a puma; Now his skeleton lies; Under hot western skies; The puma had no sense of huma!

This is a problem with most felines… :D

Here is my favorite version of The Lion Sleeps Tonight. It starts out good, but gets hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IU91RTmeG8

Whoever wrote it likes to get little kids in trouble.

A lesson in respect.

Calvin should know better than to bother a napping tiger.

Apparently, the last line escaped him until too late…

The other version could get you killed now days!

Having a cat teaches you that only a FOOL tries to touch their back feet, much less tickle them.

You dont mess with a tiger when it evolves real from a stuffed one.

The author would be someone who never actually tried to catch a tiger by the toe, Calvin, so they wouldn’t understand the ,umm, ramifications.

Hobbes…..did Calvin deserve that? All he did was grab your foot

This kid is truly psychotic.

…make it pay 50 dollars every day? Good luck with that, Calvin.

Someone who never caught a tiger by the toe.