Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 01, 2011

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    rubinocreative Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Finish this joke: “I was so ugly when I was born…” http://www.facebook.com/pages/Daddys-Home/175279239689?ref=ts

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    Edcole1961  almost 14 years ago

    The cliche punchline is that the doctor slapped his mother. I prefer to use, Ripley’s refused to believe it.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Tony Rubino was so ugly when he was born… His first cartoon was a self-portrait.

    That’s not what you meant?

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Cruel Coyoty, cruel!

    Why isn’t Pellie on the couch with them? Why, I ask, why??

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    vzs1022  almost 14 years ago

    …they tried to put me back!

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    RadioTom  almost 14 years ago

    I was entered in a Godzilla look-alike contest - and won?

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    rotts  almost 14 years ago

    OR, “clicker yourself, you brought her here”

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    cstewart23  almost 14 years ago

    … the doctor didn’t know which end to slap.

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    junco49  almost 14 years ago

    Back to today’s comic:

    Are you blind? The TV is right here in front of us, and stop calling me Clicker!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 14 years ago

    When I’m right near the TV, I turn it off. I not going to waste a few seconds just to go over to the couch and get the remote!

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