My niece asked me the following question, and naturally, I had to respond.
> OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
I have the answer to this one: It’s a negative 300,000 km/sec
I found this out as a result of my research into “Where does the dark go when you open the closet door?” The answer is that it rushes out at a negative 300,000 km/sec. Being highly volatile it evaporates instantly escaping into the upper atmosphere. Eventually it condenses causing night.
People open their closets more in the winter (to get coats and such) than they do in the summer. This explains why the nights are longer in the winter since there is more dark in the air during these months. It condenses more quickly and takes longer to “burn off.”
The planet would be in complete darkness if it were not for the invention of the refrigerator light which is a dark dissipation accelerator. It works on the same principal as emission control devices in automobiles.
The national reserve of dark is dwindling as a result of deforestation. Shade from trees (a dilute source of dark) is being reduced at an alarming rate. A lot is being blamed on the use of flashlights which destroy or put a hole in the dark layer. The Environmental Protection Agency is looking for a more environmentally friendly light source, and there is an additional tax on Energizer Batteries.
Nonetheless, there is a comprehensive program to investigate renewable sources of dark such as tapping the undersides of parking lots and buildings. However, environmentalists are concerned about the effects of slant drilling on the ecology.
RobinHood almost 5 years ago
He’s smiling as he’s thinking
The harbor lights are blinking
He’s the smartest cookie
Ever was, ever will be
Einstein was a surfer
There really is no doubt
Cause the universe was his home break
And we’re still all paddlin’ out
Jimmy Buffett
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Another 9/11 disaster!
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
In a second he’ll be rethinking the big bang as well.
donwalter almost 5 years ago
The speed of light? Lightning fast…
dflak almost 5 years ago
My niece asked me the following question, and naturally, I had to respond.
> OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
I have the answer to this one: It’s a negative 300,000 km/sec
I found this out as a result of my research into “Where does the dark go when you open the closet door?” The answer is that it rushes out at a negative 300,000 km/sec. Being highly volatile it evaporates instantly escaping into the upper atmosphere. Eventually it condenses causing night.
People open their closets more in the winter (to get coats and such) than they do in the summer. This explains why the nights are longer in the winter since there is more dark in the air during these months. It condenses more quickly and takes longer to “burn off.”
The planet would be in complete darkness if it were not for the invention of the refrigerator light which is a dark dissipation accelerator. It works on the same principal as emission control devices in automobiles.
The national reserve of dark is dwindling as a result of deforestation. Shade from trees (a dilute source of dark) is being reduced at an alarming rate. A lot is being blamed on the use of flashlights which destroy or put a hole in the dark layer. The Environmental Protection Agency is looking for a more environmentally friendly light source, and there is an additional tax on Energizer Batteries.
Nonetheless, there is a comprehensive program to investigate renewable sources of dark such as tapping the undersides of parking lots and buildings. However, environmentalists are concerned about the effects of slant drilling on the ecology.
Hopefully, this sheds some light on the subject.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
By Jove, he’s getting a bright idea as we speak…….
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
True story…in 1936, a 6th grader named Phyllis asked Einstein “Do scientists pray?”
DavidKundtz almost 5 years ago
I Love it!
paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Einstein concerned himself with the speed of light, not the speed of lamp.