The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 15, 2020

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    oldpine52  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, Hattie, just like you.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Good question, Hattie.

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    When you leave the welcome mat out…

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    Little Caesar  almost 5 years ago

    “An argument for parents eating their young.”

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    Old Salt  almost 5 years ago

    Whatever I wore to the prom is more than a distant memory.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t you be worried about being a tactless, smarmy brat with the potential for an eating disorder and a future GPA of 0.4?

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    MaCookie7  almost 5 years ago

    I’m not fat, I’m fluffy.

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    zzeek  almost 5 years ago

    It’s just baby-fat, only now it’s older. Aged to imperfection.

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    GumbyDammit223  almost 5 years ago

    Go pester your own parents, kid!

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    Brutus walked right into this one. She didn’t have to work for the burn at all.

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    John9  almost 5 years ago

    I still fit into my “birthday suit” although it is stretched out a little and kind of wrinkly.

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    CrosswalkxStreet  over 4 years ago

    Why is Hurricane Hattie visiting Brutus, where’s her face mask? She shouldn’t be so close to Brutus as he’ll get sick.

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