Close to Home by John McPherson for March 02, 2011

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I had a friend in college (back in the 70s), who used this technique to score. It was quite successful.

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    jcox77  over 13 years ago

    Nah we want the Scottish accent. I mean, Sean Connery, need I say more?

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    thetraveller4  over 13 years ago

    As long as your accent is different from the mainstream of where you are, it’ll work…American women love my french accent! lol (I’m french Canadian…)

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    Yukoneric  over 13 years ago

    Crickey

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    Kinda makes you wonder what part 1 was about doesn’t it?

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    Women are from Venus: Men are IDIOTS!

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Do Australian women like American accents??

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    pinkdryad Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I’ll admit I enjoy a good accent- as long as I can actually understand what the person is saying!

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    sheldon1948  over 13 years ago

    Accents get tiring.I married a foreign girl.She nags with an accent still.

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    bebofpenge  over 13 years ago

    It would work better if they got it right. Daks are pants. Shorts are underdaks. And Australians export Fosters but don’t drink it themselves. Victoria Bitter is much more widely consumed.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I think if you’re talking about nappies and ankle-biters, you’ve gone beyond impressing her.

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    g.iangoodson  over 13 years ago

    Foster’s is ‘Strine for ‘Gnat’s Pi**’, which is why they export it. Daks are a brand of trouser. The word is ‘keks’ for your ‘male’ knickers. Knickers are undergarments.

    bleeep is a donkey. The word is Arse for backside.

    And so on and so on.

    Randy is not a name for boys or girls. It means promiscuous.

    You bleeped out A$$ which is a donkey and not Arse!!!. I don’t believe it!!!!!

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